So here we are, in week ten of the Coronavirus lockdown and although our Prime Minister, or 3 B’s as I now refer to him (Blundering, Bumbling, Boris), eased lockdown here in England on the 13th May, allowing anyone to roam freely, as far as they wanted to travel, within the confines of the English borders that is, we have elected to remain within the relatively safe sanctuary of our ‘free camping’ location on Shazza’s mums drive, well back yard really but it has become home. We watch as some of our immediate neighbours just carry on as if they are somehow totally immune from Covid 19, albeit there have been 695 confirmed cases and 172 deaths in the immediate local area, we see visitors to their houses with lots of coming and going on a daily basis, even a NHS Nurse with a young baby who is currently on Maternity Leave, she makes a mockery out of us standing outside our van and clapping our Essential workers every Thursday night ? There are BBQ’s and late night parties in neighbouring gardens, with lots of people who we know are not from within the same households and we hear and see a whole host of motor vehicles up and down the streets on a regular basis, the one vehicle that is actually missing on a regular basis is that belonging to the local Police, but as there job and lack of enforcement options has been negated by 3 B’s, wasting essential money on the cost of fuel for patrol cars has become pointless.
Shazza goes out in the car just once a week, to do the essential weekly shop, still donning her face mask and gloves, she is one of the very few to still be doing this, and apart from my one brief journey to fill up with LPG a coupe of weeks ago, we have not gone outside our gates. We have started to question ourselves though, is it just us ? Have we become far too paranoid about this ? We watch both the National and Local News broadcasts on a daily basis and see literally thousands of people, all over our Country, on beaches, definately not two metres apart and not wearing face masks, the same applies to the Town Green areas, parks and rivers and the hoards out walking and picnicing in many of our nations popular tourist locations. Now of course, 3 B’s has sanctioned this behaviour so, technically, by being in the great outdoors which, according to ‘Scientific Advice’, is the safest place to be, they are doing nothing wrong, apart from not maintaining the social distancing measures that is. However, there is still a lot of opposition to re-opening some of the schools, parents claiming that it is not safe for their ‘little darlings’ to go into a controlled environment with much reduced classroom numbers with safe distancing measures implemented, it does make me wonder how many of these parents were on the beaches, or in the parks, or walking in the Countryside, quite freely and happily without a care in the world, with their ‘little darlings’, amongst dozens, indeed hundreds, of complete strangers who are literaly within inches of them on the crowded beaches and not wearing any face masks ? Well perhaps it really is just us taking all of this far too seriously, a case of us still applying too much caution, and to the detriment of our own physical and mental health, we could, quite legitimately, be out, amongst all the thousands of revellers having fun, breathing in the fresh air, and potentially the droplets of Covid19, from those that don’t yet realise that they have it and are Carriers of the disease, not displaying any of the symptoms but are what is considered to be ‘Asymptomatic’ ? So rightly or wrongly, depending on your own personal view of the situation, we have taken the decision to let the freedom campaigners and warriors against the restriction of their Human Rights freedom, to let them have their fun, we are happy to keep ourselves safe for just a little while longer.
But apart from the continuous doom and gloom every evening, as we sit and listen to the Government’s propoganda exercise, the daily coronavirus briefing, and watch as they emphatically declare with statistical data on graphs, which they change as necessary to reflect the data they want, in an effort to try and convince us of what a good job they have been doing, and how well they have done in implementing measures to control this virus and thereby protecting all of our lives, apart from the 40,000 that have now died that is, and the thousands of new daily infections and hundreds of people still dying on a daily basis, and us having the worst infection and death toll in Europe, if not the World, if you calculate it on actual population figures. They appear to actually believe they have achieved some kind of victory over this silent and deadly assassin ?
However, we have now gleaned the happy news from our victorious Government that our parole date is getting much nearer, as Campsites may be allowed to re-open on the 4th July, subject to the infection rate continuing to decline that is, meaning that we may now get to our site in Devon by mid-June to get it prepared for opening. But even better news than that, as we were unable to locate the ‘safe’ place that we had secreted our hair clippers within the van, after completely emptying it at least three times, we ordered a new set from good old ‘Amazon’ and they arrived promptly. Shazza, who had previously become quite an expert hair cutter when we were on the road and travelling in the van, again set to work on my unruly head of hair, which had last seen a proper barbers chair a week before we departed Spain at the end of February !! Although, when I awoke the following morning I was very concerned, I thought that I was suffering with a symptom of the virus as I felt quite lightheaded, but then realised it was just a consequence of not having the weight of excess hair on my head, I thought she had made a very nice job of it at the back as well, the words ‘Two Metres Please’ carved as a reminder to anyone who may have crept up behind me without me noticing, although with my new hat which has six rear view mirrors attached to it, I somehow doubt that possibility, although I am worried that people who may just manage to get past my defence mechanism, may be tempted to get too close in order that they could properly read her artistry ? She has tried to assure me that it would have grown out by the time the virus becomes a distant memory, alternatively I could just wear a roll of silk cloth and claim to be a Budhist monk !!
The next bit of good news was that Spain would be opening its borders to International Tourism on the 1st July, without the requirement for any fourteen day quarantine period, it prompted us to take the leap of faith and book our ferry to Spain at the beginning of October, for when we finish our rather shorter than usual summer seasons duties. Being the overly cautious pair that we are, we have booked it on a Flexi-Ticket, just in case we have to change our travel dates ? Now of course, their are alarm bells going off in certain quarters already, pre-warning of a second wave of infections arriving during the Autumn and whilst I am sure that nobody wants that to happen, if it does, all we ask is that can it be after we get to the sanctuary of our ‘Bolt Hole’, I would certainly feel a lot safer, and much more comfortable. Not that our little home on wheels has not been comfortable, after having got used to the much more compact living space over the last four years of owning our downsized six-metre long van, it has provided everything we need and as we have already recently tested living in it ‘on the road’ during our recent Winter Spanish Tour, we are looking forward to getting back to living the actual initial dream as soon as we possibly can. However, in a lockdown scenario, even for those living in more conventional residences, it has been very boring. Our ‘bolt hole’ at least provides us with a nice balcony where we could sit, safely protected and shielded from anyone else, in the warmth of the Spanish sunshine, with views over the Mediterranean Sea and across to the mountains on the Northern Coast of Africa, let alone the additional space that would be at our disposal, a full size kitchen, enabling Shazza to conjure up ore of her culinary ‘Plant based’ delicacies and continue to experiment with other vegatable, fruits and legumes products and recipe’s, a nice big lounge area and two separate bedrooms and bathrooms, oh yes, if we have to face another lockdown, please let it be in Spain next time around.
On the Social Media front, from keeping up to date with our Marine and Land based adventurers who publish regularly on ‘You Tube’, we note that a lot of places around the Globe are easing their movement restrictions, so they too are beginning to get a change of scenery, albeit not full freedom as before, not just yet. It kind of reminds me of when I was a child, taken out on a journey in the car with my parents and asking the question “Are We Nearly There Yet”, the answer was always, “Not quite, but nearly”.
So, on that note, wherever you may be in the world right now, please continue to stay safe.